I guess the idea is to make Sanchez look great by comparison? #jets #dontgetit (OK, I sorta do, if TT is the replacement for Brad Smith.)

This is fantabulous: Will the Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up? - fabulous political remix video: bit.ly/GIlFS7 /via @jmittell

I’m surprised it took this long for a fake Daisey: RT @mdaiseyfibs i saw @jdalrymple teaching 13 year-olds, 14 year-olds how to grow a beard

@amywatts @fire4hairlady @rford Where’s your hispter paradise now, Stipe?

@fire4hairlady @amywatts @rford There have to be at least 2 in Brooklyn, a half dozen in Austin, and one every street corner in Portland

@MattMarcotte Why even bother watching? I’ll just save Sunday nights for Game of Thrones, since I can’t know anything about its future plots

Now that I know a single detail about the Mad Men season premiere, the entire series is ruined.

Pi Symphony ruling released on Pi Day. #copyright. Irrational Copyright Lawsuit Over “Pi Symphony” Erickson v. Blake j.mp/GAaQzG

@NakedBabyPhotos we have to have an intervention about your love for interventions.

@MattMarcotte @amywatts That would be a positive. Greek yogurt FTW.

@amywatts if I wasn’t coming to Twitter on a 2 hour delay, consider yourself unfollowed.

I thought I was being super-productive today, but then I realized it’s almost 5:00 and it just seems earlier because it’s bright b/c of DST.

The least corrupt state in the union? New Jersey. Indeed, the Garden State is the most ethical in the land! slatest.slate.com/posts/2012/03/…

And that’s why you always leave a note. #jwalterweatherman

Game of Thrones on Blu-Ray is rather awesometastic looking. The level of detail is pretty spectacular.

Yes, it’s a Herb Alpert kind of afternoon. #tijuanabrass t.co/znM7vxgs

Stay classy, Duane Reade. t.co/y5Zy0CTn

@amywatts Hmmm… water?

@amywatts Simple syrup?

I accidentally deleted an icon off of my iPhone’s first home screen and I have no idea what it was. #notthatimportant