CNN calls @futurepaul quitting the Internet “the pastest way to commit career suicide.” I’d call it “instant book deal” cnn.com/2012/05/02/tec…

Spotify for iPad. It’s on! tnw.to/1EG75

Is there a term for: working your way down to a manageable number of open browser tabs, then go to 2nd computer where you have tab overload?

Yeah, this happened. No big deal. RT @BarackObama: A year ago today: t.co/B7mcAxtw

@rford @sepinwall @NakedBabyPhotos Because movie should be never-nude, but can have all the violence possible?

Yeah, that’s just the space shuttle Enterprise flying by the Statue of Liberty on the back of a 747 t.co/tiIz2LKf

Waiting for Enterprise to fly by

@rhanser @MattMarcotte @randois Abed’s issues likely reflect a heightened version of Dan Harmon’s worldview, hence the show leans that way

NJD and NYR both playing playoff game 7’s, plus live 30 Rock and buzzy Community and Parks & Rec. #stillhavetivobacklogfromsunday

@CathyGellis happy birthday!

@danielpunkass Seriously. Even evil Ticketmaster announces on sale dates in advance so that potential buyers can plan to buy when sales open

@MattMarcotte Yes it is. And while I don’t speak patent, patent search and Google Scholar are reminders of awesome, not creepy, Google

Looking up something on the patent side of the USPTO site feels so much more serious than using the trademark side

@johntrandall Congrats! Next: the anti-climactic graduation, when you’re back at that same school (or similar) the next day for bar review.

@NakedBabyPhotos Traditional advice is to spend a third on fun, save the rest. In your case, um, buy a third of a beer?

@brandyk F2C always has a very interesting program, but I’ve never been able to make it

President Obama should insist that all debates leading up to the election should be in slow jam format. #slowjamtheSOTU latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/slow-jam…

I just unlocked the “Tribeca Film Festival 2012” badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/IQy1bT

Want to lose hours and hours? RT @amywatts Bookmarking this site for later. I have WORK to do today: ayearofbillyjoel.tumblr.com (HT @JosephFinn)

@amywatts Remember to be careful if you have to drive today. Each hour of concentrated Billy Joel raises BAC as much as one alcoholic drink