@CathyGellis Sympathetic facepalm. knowyourmeme.com/memes/facepalm
@CathyGellis And you see those as negative outcomes? (Well, I guess it would be if you don’t get the CLE certificate)
Crazy line and face control to get into Pianos? @goldstreets are apparently big damn rock stars. (@ Pianos) 4sq.com/Qp1QGl
@HitFixDaniel But you have a beard! If we can’t trust Bearded Americans to be useful in an Apocalypse, who can we rely on?
@danielpunkass @tapbot_paul Yes. That would be ideal.
@adambonin @MattMarcotte My Ox is Broken has heart, but Watermelon to the Face had a watermelon to the face.
@ReneeColeGaga Swiping a Metrocard while holding a saxophone, the sax case slipped off my hand to just my pinky
Office computing is not the most physically demanding job. I found the one way to injure myself that does affect typing: left pinky finger.
Godwin’s Law. The Bechdel Test. Besides Mike and Allison, who else is widely known for one tangential idea more than their body of work?
What you need to know about Pussy Riot (illustrated): is.gd/mbWCrl /via @tedleo
Hulu+ on Apple TV is nice (and hopefully less craptastic than on iOS), but tv still needs HBO GO, Showtime Anytime & Amazon Prime streaming
@DanielD_fans And I criticize mainly as a jazz fan who wishes the genre wasn’t so commercially dead.
@DanielD_fans …If you’re going to solicit people who Tweet through the Kickstarter site, connect your project with the one they supported…
@DanielD_fans Why should I back your project? Is it something that I would enjoy? Selling it based on your need doesn’t market well…
It’s a documentary about Muppeteer Carroll Spinney. Of course I just backed I AM BIG BIRD on @Kickstarter kck.st/NGQAQl
It’s time to GIF Mitt with all of the Big Lebowski’s quotes RT @rhanser It’s The Mitt Lebowski! t.co/iEQszmIy 
I’m looking forward to Peter Jackson’s Silmarillion trilogy, because Middle Earth must be done by film in sets of 3.
Good luck to everyone taking the #BarExam tomorrow. Relax! You know enough, you’re smart enough, and doggone, the bar examiners like you.
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